Get into more art shows with the help of this ONE CRAZY TIP!

This is a SUREFIRE way to help you to find more success when submitting your art to an Open Call!

 

 

Step 1:

follow the fucking directions
  • If the prospectus limits entries to five artworks per person,
    DO NOT SUBMIT TWENTY.
  • If the prospectus asks that file sizes not exceed 2MB in size,
    DO NOT SUBMIT 15MB FILES.
  • If the prospectus calls for mixed media artworks,
    DO NOT SUBMIT PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHY.
  • If the prospectus asks that you rename submitted files to include the artist’s name & artwork title,
    DO NOT SUBMIT FILES NAMED PHOTO(1).JPG
  • If the prospectus has a submission deadline date,
    DO NOT SEND YOUR ENTRIES A WEEK AFTER THE DEADLINE.

Whatever the prospectus says,

JUST FOLLOW THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DIRECTIONS.

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